This week, in a display of shocking language and vulgarity, Mike describes the mocking reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Sultan of Turkey. Those guys are awesome! Then there’s some Nerd Rage over one college’s claim that ‘there are no wrong answers’. Mike reviews the movie Greatest Showman. And then there’s a plethora of topics on Fingertips, including getting fingerprinted, People Eaters, and a little bit of Flat Earth philosophy among other stuff. All this, plus a half-dozen, all-new, listener-submitted Pod-O-Matic entries AND some Listener Betrayal. It’s finally time to ditch those water wings and come join us in the deep end of the pool. Listen and enjoy! You won’t regret it.