Nerd Pride Radio

I post this in honor of both Flashpaqqa and Ronster, since the former is trying to tell us something about the Russian Bear in this song that is looking over his shoulder and expecting the door to get kicked down, and I think Ronster will appreciate this quality tune.

I like Walrus already.

He is well versed in the use of emojis. A strong initial showing. I approve.

I'd parade around happily puffing out my chest - but I am forced to flop around on that same chest to move .... I need Jabbas throne and sail barge!

That looks more like a banana than a walrus, but at least it's dancing/flopping.

Hey! As a Pinniped user, I feel grossly underserved right now - and even discriminated against!

Since my banana is not appreciated, I'm going to roll/flop over that way somewhere and sulk.

There's a special song for everyone, no matter the clade:

heeeheeehheeeee!!!!

A fact that even people here, accustomed to long years of horrid oversharing, may not know about me is that I am obsessed with Taxonomies, so anybody who refers to themselves as a pinniped already has a + 10 in my book.

I am already lounging on such a beach, but hopefully am alone here...

Magical. My husband normally doesn't offer me a bag of frozen fish or shellfish, but I am trying to train him that this is a prized gift of romance. Like, if you have $15 to burn, buy me a bag of scallops and NOT a dozen roses, kapiche? Take this wisdom back to your beach, which hopefully is populated by other sea creatures who will appreciate it.

Please note that Phoebe is a sea turtle, so the exact applicability to pinnipeds is questionable, but still seems like solid advice.