Friday Night Fights - March 3rd

[Angry Geek D-Rod]

DING DING DING

TWO CHARACTERS ENTER. TWO CHARACTERS PROBABLY LEAVE, BUT MAYBE ONE'S REALLY HURT. OR MAYBE JUST ONE CHARACTER LEAVES. I DON'T KNOW, IT KINDS DEPENDS ON YOU. BUT TWO CHARACTERS DEFINITELY ENTERED, EITHER WAY.

Nintendo Week continues! It's time to find out who truly represents the greatest of Shigeru Miyamoto's creations once and for all!

In the red corner, we have the Mini-Italian Stallion. The Prince of Pipes. The Magistrate of the Mushroom Kingdom.

MARIO!



And in the green corner, we have the Muted Master. The Elf of Excellence. The Hero of Hyrule.

LINK!



THE RULES:

- Both heroes have their entire arsenal at their disposal. Link has all of his gadgets, Mario has all of his power-ups.
- Fighters must stay inside the ring
- No outside help is allowed
- The ring itself is magically indestructible and can withstand explosions and severe weight/temperature
- Nobody's mother is named Martha

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING:

Bowser and Ganondorf have formed an unholy alliance and have captured Zelda and Peach. If Mario loses, Peach dies. If Link loses, Zelda dies.

FIGHT!