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Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:31 pm
by Kyle
I cleaned the attic with my wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:33 pm
by Kyle
I went to my doctor and said, "Doctor, I can't get the song "What's New Pussycat" out of my head.
He said, "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
I said, "Is that common?"
He said, "It's not unusual."
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:34 pm
by Kyle
I went to the zoo the other day.
There was only one dog in the entire zoo.
It was a shitzu.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 12:34 pm
by Kyle
Knock knock.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:18 pm
by Mike
Who's there?
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 2:56 pm
by Kyle
Little Boy Blue.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:22 pm
by Mike
Little Boy Blue who?
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:34 pm
by Kyle
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 3:49 pm
by Mike
I think you mean Little Boy Blue whom?
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed Apr 26, 2017 4:08 pm
by Kyle
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 1:12 pm
by Mike
A three legged dog walked into a saloon and said, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2017 3:40 pm
by Kyle
What did the one cannibal say to the other cannibal as they were eating a clown?
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 5:05 am
by Iantha
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Ba-na-na-na
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 11:40 am
by Kyle
Hey- why did the chicken cross the road?
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 12:02 pm
by Stan
So it could get hit by a car and its soul could get to the other side.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 1:47 pm
by Mrs.Darcs
How much does a hipster weigh?
An Instagram.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:10 pm
by Kyle
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:13 pm
by Kyle
R.I.P. boiled water. You'll be mist.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 2:14 pm
by Kyle
Knock knock.
Re: Dad Jokes
Posted: Wed May 03, 2017 7:12 pm
by Mike
Who's there?