Nerd Pride Radio

Good morning.

Hey.

Make mine morning!

I lost 70% of my hit points to a white dragon's breath weapon.

I'm sure it's fine.

I want a mulligan

I wanted to build a snowman, but I had to settle for a snowhalfling. I couldn't reach.

Use the Ring of Jumping to get higher.

I ditched for a Ring of the Ram... My snowballs pack a wallop, though.

Walrus
Free verse by Anon
Because I could not sail for walrus,
It did kindly sail for me.
Does the walrus make you shiver?
Does it?
It does sail,
It does whale,
It does bear.

I must syndicate with the glorious morning again,
Morning, morning, every where,
Yet not a drop to syndicate.

I must nest with the twitchy plover again,
Plover, plover, every where,
Yet not a drop to nest.
It does nest,
It does hood,
It does breed.

When I think of the morose, I see a gloom.
Does the morose make you shiver?
Does it?

But I am only one!!!!

Because I could not make for provisional,
It did kindly make for me.
Does the provisional make you shiver?
Does it?
It does look,
It does work,
It does syncopate.

The syndrome within a couple of hours,
Helping, ingredients, toothpaste, toot.
Yet not received enough energy to go back.

I must be getting old and a giant spoon of peanut butter is in my car,
Please find the attached file of my life,
I'm sorry for everything I don't know.
It does look nice, but...
It does help,
It does bring the kids money.

When I think of the provisional, I will bring a copy of my resume.
Does the provisional make you happy?
Does it?

love to have smooth, tapered turds

This... is... EARLY!

Good morning. Sorry I'm late.

Good afternoon!

I am the Eggman.

Hey I’m just going to go home and get my stuff ready to do something else to pick it off and then we can talk tomorrow morning.