Sure enough I go on imdb and it turns out that the lead actor is Gene Snisky, a pro-wrestler that goes under the creative name Snisky. I've never heard of him, but then I realize I'm watching a third sub-class of horror movies-- wrestler horror. I shit you not, this is a thing. And now I hate this movie. I hate it because, like all wrestler horror movies, I know it's going to come down to a final showdown between Buck Severs (Snisky) and the head cannibal. And they're going to wrestle to the death. And SPOILER ALERT- that fucking happens. Honestly, I wouldn't have loved this movie even if it wasn't a wrestler horror movie because the effects were terrible and the main cannibal was a rubber mask dude. The editing was awful and half the time you couldn't tell what was going on, or the timeline was fucked. Hard pass on this movie.
For what it's worth, the only good wrestling horror movie is Santa's Slay starring Goldberg. That movie fucking OWNS and is ALSO a christmas horror. So good. Go watch Santa's Slay, not this garbage.Statistics: Posted by Kyle — Sun Jul 05, 2020 10:21 am
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