How the hell did you lock the thread? Why can't I post anything? I'm an admin, dammit!

HA! Good call!

Our longest game of You Can't Kill this Thread last about a year.

Did I mention how much I love the new logo?

Eh... I've already seen Zootopia and Deadpool. I've met my quota for kids movies for the first half of the year.

2016 Deadpool Rules Here's the basics: Everyone submits a draft list to me. I'll compile them, and everyone will draft ten picks from their list. If anyone on your list dies in 2016, then you get points based on their age. Whoever has the most points at the end of the year WINS! Here's the complica...

Master List Abe Vigoda Alan Alda Andrew Lloyd Webber Andy Dick Angela Lansbury Ann-Margaret Aretha Franklin Barbara Bush Barry Gibb Bashar al-Assad Betty White Beverly Cleary Bhumibol Adulyadej Bill Cosby Bill Gates Billy Graham Bob Barker Bob Dole Bobby Brown Bobby "The Brain" Heenan Bri...

Nerd Pride Deadpool 2016 Leaderboard 1st -- Nadia -- 119 pts 2nd -- Mike -- 52 pts 3rd -- Yancey -- 42 pts 4th -- Ronster -- 19 pts 5th -- Mrs Darcs -- 16 pts 6th -- Tahlvin -- 11 pts 7th -- Zombie -- 6 pts 7th -- DMDarcs -- 6 pts Akiva Bob Dole Carol Burnett Ed Greenwood Gene Hackman Jessica Walte...

I just sent out the last of the characters. I need to change a few pronouns and send out the stuff through email, and we should be on our way.

Character Creation Guidelines You have the option of creating the basics of your troubleshooter, or you can leave it to me, and I’ll surprise you with something. Or anything in between. Here’s what you can do. Name Everyone will begin the game as a brand new Red clearance troubleshooter, and you wi...

Alpha Complex In the world of Paranoia, everyone lives in Alpha Complex. Alpha Complex is a giant enclosed city made up of interconnected sectors. Everything a person could want is produced in Alpha Complex. Most people have never been Outside, and in fact have no idea that there is anything outsid...

Welcome to Paranoia Paranoia is a story telling game set in a darkly humorous future. Each player takes on the role of a Troubleshooter working for the Computer in Alpha Complex. In Paranoia, everyone is out to get you, and everyone is a traitor. Life is cheap, and death comes easily—but only if it...

Surprisingly... not bad.

That's a spectacular character. Solid. Certainly ready to play. If you haven't already, look online for a downloadable character sheet so that you can fill all your information in. There's some calculations you need to make, like filling in all your skill totals... 1 point in Oratory, Oratory is a c...

My hero!

Much better. Eight is perfect. Now you have the choice of adding one more skill or one more hit point.

I always take the skill, but then I don't play combat-heavy types often.

Did I win yet?

For everyone else, hit Refresh if you want to see how awesome Zombie's logo looks at the top of the page.

HOLY SHIT! YOU ROCK! THANK YOU! I just spent too much time making my own new logo to match the colors, and it worked okay, but yours blows it out of the water. I had even thought that in addition to matching the colors, I should really get a better radio on there that didn't look so MS Paint shitty....

I believe halflings start with Common and Halfling for languages, then you get one bonus language per Int bonus point. So you should have two more... Elven and then one other. I think you have too many skills. You should have 8, and then for each level that you take in your favored class (assume Bar...