What the fuck, world? First there was a nice old australopithecus, the main character in several worthy novels and poems and operas (reg. and soap), the TV star we all love, and even an accidental sadist with a transparently unrequited love for a heartless pianist. They made a dumb movie about her, ...

I needed to come up with more details about a Mom for my NPC, and was simultaneously bothered by the basic fact that we all play a game for multiple years, leveling 1-10, while the in-game time passed is only a few months. Nothing you can do about that, right? Except what if you assumed that the cha...

Oh hell no, drying pads. The same people who sell moon cups are behind this devilry somewhere, one assumes.

Gwen Ifill has died. What is the point of 2016? Done with this terrible, terrible year. And it's mid November and I can count on one hand the number of days I've needed a jacket. I will never have grandkids, will I? Or we must train all of them for the Apocalypse.

I thought you guys knew my husband. Doesn't take a lot of imagination to figure out what he's going to want the next time his butt is Crystal Pure Clean.

I totally get this. There you are wandering through your kitchen and it has food. There are other people eating the food. Why wouldn't you just wander by and take something to your mouth? There is your child not finishing those damn Chick-fil-A waffle fries. There is a bowl of guacamole that people ...

I'm dying over here. My real worry is that you're going to talk Ron into getting a bidet attachment.

Come on, do you really want your kids driving? I can solve that.

I don't want to rain on your bidet, oh ha hahaha, I can't help myself, since it seems awesome for men with butts, but I really do not see how this device can be used by women. I'm going to need testimony from them. Other things come out that you really, really, don't want to add water to. And for th...

I'm so upset about so much I can't stop eating If I have learned nothing else during this total life-change habit-change event, it's that I eat due to (a) distress and (b) recreation. Neither one is a good reason to eat. The good news is that if you get distressed enough, you will not eat (as you e...

Drake - One Dance vcer12OFU2g This Drake thing is like an infection or something. Substitute the words "scabies" or "concussion" or "influenza" or "salmonella". Sorry, I'm down with a case of Drake and need to recover before I can function properly. Yes I know...

Do we still care about football? I love football and watch it every Saturday, but many aspects of the game bother me. I really don't like pro football so I'm just talking college here. Most of these players do not go on to the pros. They are asked to risk their physical health in order to play a gam...

I told him he could share with the group if he wanted and he goes, "I don't think so. I don't trust these people." LOL!!! I love this and yes, I plan to be doing that in the old folks' home or wherever I land. I wonder how much of your mind can go and still support RPG? You do have a shee...

I had one of the best dreams EVER last night. I was awakened by my child at 5 am for reasons not worth mentioning, but I was annoyed and wanted to grab that last hour of sleep if possible. My brain seemed to think I needed a reward for being cut off at 5 am because it launched me into the TIE fighte...

I don't, uh, do that thing you said. There is no stuff of the kind you mentioned available out there to do that with. MEN ARE DIFFERENT IN KIND MAYBE. IMPORTANT EDIT: The advertisement appears to be aimed at or somehow involving women, using this thing. I am not understanding that. Maybe the women a...

No prob... they can roll their various spelunking rolls and try things.

I wonder if they put Citizen Kane in because of recent news about Trump's comments on it?

Awesome! Hang on to how good you are feeling about that and use it next time!

Or you could buy an E85 vehicle and seldom use E85 gas.