Nerd Pride Radio

Boo.

Courtesy of lab tech Chris:

Dung Beetle walks into a bar and asks "Is this stool taken?"

Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?


Because Professor X made him a supervisor.

There's going to be an Irish version of South Park.

It's set in Kilkenny.

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate!

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day.

What's the most racist molecule?

Potassium-3.


[Noah wrote that joke.]

I don't get it. Does that make me a racist?

Oh. Wait. Now I get it. Okay.

Not really dad jokes, but needed some levity tonight and nearly died laughing. I have to give this to someone who isn't my kid, because, well, not right for the kids.

Purely hypothetical, but what if you were being held captive (bear with me here), and furthermore, your captor was some sort of hypothetical, sentient, literate animal (again... bear with me), and your only chance for escape was to get some sort of coded message out to friends and family?

I like your joke and it had the side benefit of encouraging me to look through my art link jokes again and die laughing again. Win-win. I need levity again today. The machine slogs onwards.

I accidentally swallowed my Scrabble tiles. I think my next trip to the bathroom is gonna spell disaster.

LOL

Can we all agree that Norm Mcdonald is the KING of the dad joke

If two pharaohs fart at the same time, what do they have?

A toot in common.