Nerd Pride Radio

Hey Phil,

I have this problem. It's my next door neighbor. She's a piano teacher and she has these students that are just awful. You know what I mean? Like they can't even get through their scales without missing every other note. I don't have the heart to tell her, because I don't think she can hear very well. What should I do?

Sincerely yours,

Cotton in my ears.

Dudes. Phil quit. He said, "I'm finally free! See you suckers!"

What do you mean Phil quit? I liked Phil!