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Pure Steam
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:34 pm
by Eliahad
I went looking for Pure Steam, 'cause I'm thinking of getting a copy to peruse and I found this guy:
Re: Pure Steam
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 2:56 pm
by Mike
Purvis: "Well, you know what I have to do now."
GM (smiling knowingly): "Yup. I think I do."
Purvis: "BANJO RIFLE!"
[Critical hit.]
GM: "That is not what I was expecting."
Re: Pure Steam
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 6:16 pm
by Eliahad
How did I forget that! GENCON 2016 - The Year of Dave's Called Shots
Re: Pure Steam
Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2016 7:08 pm
by Cazmonster
The multiclassed alchemist / druid terrifies me.
MA/D: I use Animal Friendship on Farmer Maggot's Cow.
GM: Oh Gods, not again. Yes, for you Animal Friendship is a standard action an an automatic success. Petunia is now your friend.
MA/D: I feed Petunia a potion of Explosive Rage.
GM: She consumes it and is overcome with emotion. What target do you have for her?
MA/D: Maggot's Barn. Petunia will do 4d6 damage; plus d8 gore damage on the charge.
GM: You have a sickness.