The Worst Song Since 1990

[buckett]

This has been cracking me up all week; curious who you guys think should win. These people seem to have put a lot of effort into putting together the bracket:

http://sidespin.kinja.com/the-worst-pop ... 1774181858

Currently I have a final 4 of Creed, Khia, Staind, and Baha Men, but I've been going back and forth all week.

I didn't want to taint the actual Music thread with this, since people are discussing Actually Good music there.

[Cazmonster]

That new crap where the twangers compare a girl to a country song. That is the worst song since 1980.

[Mike]

Creed, Billy Ray, Nickelback, Beiber.

I'm going on the theory that most-hated artist in each category will win. I'm just afraid that Miley has really overshadowed her dad's awfulness, in which case, maybe Vanilla Ice. Although really, Sisqo's Thong Song should really take that division.

[poorpete]

Awe, some of these are decent songs, a few are even great, just overplayed (see Sugar Ray).

Most of these artists have truly awful songs, worse than are featured here (see Sugar Ray).

Final four for me would be Arms Wide Open vs. Achy Breaky Heart, Nookie vs. Who Let the Dogs Out.
Achy Breaky Heart vs. Nookie for the championship.

Ooof, close, Nookie. Though really, it's an award for "Rollin."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E

[buckett]

[Kyle]

My final four:

Creed
Vanilla Ice
Limp Bizkit
Smash Mouth

Limp Bizkit wins.

[buckett]

[Mike]

[buckett]

[Mike]

And I know the words to a hefty majority of them.

[poorpete]

[buckett]

[poorpete]

Agreed, especially since the Owl City song isn't terrible, no way a #1 seed. A solo artist performing a Ben Gibbard/Postal Service homage I'll take over 60 of these songs.

[Elle]

Khia has no place on that list!!!! LOL I'll check it out Friday. KHIA is out there doing work for the rest of us making our requests seem perfectly easy and simple.

[Cazmonster]

1. Holy Crap! That Cruise song is in the brackets.

2. My Final Four: Arms Wide Open, Cruise: Remix, Photograph, Blurred Lines

3. Winner: Arms Wide Open

[Elle]

Y'all weird, weird, weird. This one was so easy:

DAUGHTERS by John Mayer. An offensive song in every possible way.

ALL SUMMER LONG by Kid Rock. The soundtrack playing in Hell.

CRAZY BITCH by Buckcherry. Neither band nor song has any excuse for poisoning the world of sounds.

MY HUMPS by the Black Eyed Peas. W. T. F. Go home and shut up.

I can't pick a winner from those. I guess it's Daughters vs. My Humps? Nausea overtakes me before I can choose.

And no, Khia does NOT belong on that list. A lot of those songs don't belong on that list. But especially not Khia. She's like the anarcho-communist out there agitating on the left who makes democratic socialism look reasonable, you see?

[buckett]

[poorpete]

One thing I don't like about this, is having to actually listen to some of these bad songs for the first time.

Listened to that Khia song. Yeah, what Buckett said, minus the nice things.

[Cazmonster]

Remember, no matter who wins, we lose. Like watching AVP:Requieum

[Elle]