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Name my drawers!

Postby Mike » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:25 am

I have A LOT of surplus printers in my office, so I've created a mega printer.



It's not functional, but at over 5 feet, it's now an art installation. I have 11 drawers total, so the only thing left to do is label them. So help me out... what sort of paper should be in these?

Plain, letter
Colored cardstock
Letterhead
Velour, legal
Ham

I need 11.
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Postby Stan » Thu Mar 26, 2020 9:58 am

flayed skin
dragonfly wings
silk pajamas
tips of tongues
illegal paper
dead sea scrolls
bardstock
Picardstock
woodstock
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Mike » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:02 am

Picardstock and illegal paper make me very happy. These are all good!
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Postby Tahlvin » Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:31 am

character sheet stock
parchment
cuneiform
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Postby Phoebe » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:32 am

Stone tablets
Pay-per-views
TPS reports
Pentagon
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Kyle » Thu Mar 26, 2020 11:48 am

πάπυρος

That's Greek for papyrus.
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Postby Eliahad » Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:08 pm

Post-Modernist Recycled Content
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Mike » Fri Mar 27, 2020 11:56 am

I went with 12 labels (I forgot Manual Feed):

Manual feed
Pancake feed
Plain Letter
Yellow Illegal
OCIO Letterhead
D&D Character Sheets
Picardstock
Parchment
Stone Tablets
TPS Reports
Monopoly Money
Post-Modernist Recycled Content

Sorry, Kyle, but I couldn't find any of those characters on my discount label maker.
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Phoebe » Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:40 pm

That's a quality piece of office equipment.
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Ronster » Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:55 am

other "drawers" names:

Calvin Klein
Polo
Hanes
Perry Ellis
Fruit of the Loom
Gildan
Jockey
Dolce & Gabbana
Derek Rose
Hugo Boss
Emporio Armani
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Re: Name my drawers!

Postby Ronster » Sat Aug 22, 2020 6:45 am

so we have all seen the window decals about some sort of "______ Life"

Yesterday at a stop light in Temple, Ga I saw a truly unique one...it was "Copier Life" on the back of a Canon service truck and they used different fonts from the various copier names such as the C from Canon, etc.
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