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Pop Tarts

Postby Phoebe » Sat Feb 08, 2020 9:22 am

Should Pop Tarts be warmed up? Are there worthy pop tart hacks? I don't understand why anybody would want to eat this thing so I'm not sure what to do.
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Re: Pop Tarts

Postby Eliahad » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:02 am

Throw them out and go get some danish and/or donuts.
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Re: Pop Tarts

Postby DMDarcs » Sat Feb 08, 2020 10:17 am

Freeze them, and put ice cream in between them. Awesome ice cream sandwiches.
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Re: Pop Tarts

Postby Mike » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:26 am

Pop Tarts are great when you want a donut that is pretty dry and flat, and comes in a foil pouch so it can keep for weeks.

WalMart Great Value brand are actually slightly better due to a higher ratio of filling to crust.

Family Guy says butter on a Pop Tart is so fricken good, but I've never tried.

Overall, they are empty calories, but a decent source of emergency sugar.

The ice cream sandwich thing sounds AMAZING!
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Re: Pop Tarts

Postby Stan » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:51 am

Pop tarts are among the emergency rations I keep in my drawer at work. They're not good but they're ok and and you can leave them until you need them.
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Re: Pop Tarts

Postby Ronster » Sat Feb 08, 2020 11:53 am

All options are viable. I like the frosted ones better than the plain.

Ice cream idea needs to happen,
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