Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Mon Sep 21, 2020 4:26 pm

I'm still looking for this morning.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:21 am

It was a rainy night
when he came into sight,
standing by the road,
no umbrella, no coat.
So I pulled up alongside
and I offered him a ride.
He accepted with a smile,
so we drove for a while.
I didn't ask him his name,
this lonely boy in the rain.
Fate, tell me it's right,
is this love at first sight?
Please don't make it wrong,
just stay for the night.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:25 am

I forgot to set an alarm- which I never need because it’s only gone off once in the last year because I always wake up before it. Until today! I woke up twenty minutes late and now don’t have time to walk! But you know what? It’s still a good morning. Good morning!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Tue Sep 22, 2020 5:46 am

Good morning!
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:57 pm

Good morning!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:39 pm

Good evening!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:02 am

She calls out to the man on the street
"Sir, can you help me?
It's cold and I've nowhere to sleep,
Is there somewhere you can tell me?"
He walks on, doesn't look back
He pretends he can't hear her
Starts to whistle as he crosses the street
Seems embarrassed to be there
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Mal: "Define interesting."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:12 am

I said good day, sir!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:05 am

Tahlvin is mean.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:31 pm

It's because he runs around on broken bones and stuff making himself hardened against life. Or he is an actual robot, which nothing so far has helped rule out.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:54 pm

Tahlvin once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:59 pm

Tahlvin once created a splint out of duct tape for his broken toe, just so he could run in the snow for 13 miles, uphill both ways.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Wed Sep 23, 2020 8:31 pm

Did I ever tell you about the time Tahlvin went hunting? He decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:07 pm

I mean, we all know why Tahlvin has bad dice, right? Ripped the Pathfinder core rulebook in half with his bare hands and Paizo cursed him there on the spot!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:26 am

Tahlvin uses the Shroud of Turin as a golf towel.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Thu Sep 24, 2020 4:56 am

Good morning! Especially to Tahlvin!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:01 am

I wake up in the morning
And I raise my weary head
I've got an old coat for a pillow
And the earth was last night's bed
I don't know where I'm going
Only God knows where I've been
I'm a devil on the run
A six gun lover
A candle in the wind, yeah
When you're brought into this world
They say you're born in sin
Well at least they gave me something
I didn't have to steal or have to win
Well, they tell me that I'm wanted
Yeah, I'm a wanted man
I'm a colt through your stable
I'm what Cain was to Abel
Mister catch me if you can
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Sep 24, 2020 6:20 am

Tahlvin successfully sued because his life story was stolen for the Mad Max saga. As part of the settlement, the character was renamed to Immortan Joe.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Thu Sep 24, 2020 8:32 am

Tahlvin killed an unkillable thread without posting. Twice.
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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