Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Thu Oct 01, 2020 7:36 am

Yes.
All I know is my food tastes better when I take my food-tastes-better pill.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:18 am

I remain unfamiliar with the oeuvre of Michael Bolton, alas.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 02, 2020 4:27 am

I like his work with Lonely Island. Not much else.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:05 am

All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Then I flow that a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop?
Yo--I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle.
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Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 02, 2020 5:48 am

Like a poisonous mushroom.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:51 am

Like a poisoned toadstool
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:53 am

"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Fri Oct 02, 2020 10:08 am

It took me until now to get that. I've been trying to rack my brain thinking of where Michael Bolton showed up in Office Space.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:03 am

All alone silence fills my room
But in a memory, I hear you calling me
Close my eyes and I'm there with you
Like it was yesterday, but then it fades away
Take me back, turn back the hands of time
When you kissed me in the warm September rain
Back before my heart was filled with pain
If only we could be in love that way again
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 03, 2020 8:43 am

I'm up!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:17 am

Pooyah!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 03, 2020 10:25 am

Poohbah!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Eliahad » Sat Oct 03, 2020 12:32 pm

The grand poohbear!
"What are you going to do?"
"I'm going to roll an 8."
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:44 pm

And the right honorable Piglet.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Sat Oct 03, 2020 5:53 pm

Roo
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 03, 2020 6:33 pm

Thankfully, no Eeyore. What a downer that guy is.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Phoebe » Sat Oct 03, 2020 7:18 pm

But everyone thinks Eeyore is adorable so paradoxically s/he is very uplifting! My kid insists that Eeyore is a girl? Idk
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Mike » Sat Oct 03, 2020 9:03 pm

That's because your kid made sexist assumptions based on the pink bow eeyore often wears on his tail. When in reality, Kanga is the only female in the 100 Acre Woods.
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Kyle » Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:29 am

Good morning!
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Re: Tahlvin Will Probably Kill This Unkillable Thread

Postby Tahlvin » Sun Oct 04, 2020 4:55 am

Lay a whisper on my pillow,
leave the winter on the ground.
I wake up lonely,
there's air of silence in the bedroom
and all around
Touch me now, I close my eyes and dream away.
Wash: "This is gonna get pretty interesting."
Mal: "Define interesting."
Wash: "Oh, God, oh, God, we're all gonna die?"

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